Well i guess if we are tracking random stats I would go with ml of water consumed per game. We see them pounding water all the time and I am curious if the amount of water intake directly impacts their performance. Like we know that if there is not enough water that can create and issue, but are the stars drinking more or less than average? Is the water consumption correlated with fitness level? Do those that are in better shape drink less than others who drink more?

Then you get people like goalies that drink the water or play with the water at each break or whatnot. I know that Holtby used to always squeese some into the air and watch it fall just about everytime there is a break in play. So we would have to find a way to compensate for such avtivities but that is a detail i haven't completely worked out yet.