Option 1:

The analytical stat that Slip McScruff invented is age points. You take the number of points and multiply it by distance from the peak age. That way players that score goals incredibly early and incredibly late in their career rack up quite a few age points. This is indicative of a quality system that can produce more points than you might expect from their physical state. This is definitely geared to make Montreal statistically the best team in the league because we've got the oldest players in the game and two of them are scoring well. We get super triple extra points because of all the short handed points that our old players racked up.

I'm not going to do the research, but Slip McScruff tells me that the best teams in the league are actually the worst at this stat which is a shame. Sorry that Edmonton and Buffalo can't be the best at everything. Better luck in 20 years when they can age their core like Montreal can.