S75 PT0: Gebeneezer Boogie
Due: Monday, February 12th @ 11:59 PST
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Sburbine
SMJHL GM That boy ain't right
Prompt 2:
Everyone needs to follow the Jay O'Neil method of off season training, it does wonders for the mind and body and gets you primed and ready for the season. First you have to either buy/rent a cabin in a remote region of Alaska, how you actually get there is up to you. Once you get there you start up by getting into your full hockey gear, you turn off all the lights, lay on the ground and play audio recordings of hockey games at two times speed. In complete darkness, the only thing you'll be able to sense is pure hockey. You'll absorb it so completely that it'll be part of your very fabric and being. After 72 hours of listening to 148 hours worth of hockey audio (because of times two speed) you'll know every play and player and be able to anticipate what your opponent is going to do more than they'll even know. You'll be unstoppable next season. |
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