S75 PT#1: Orr What?
Due: Monday, February 19th @ 11:59pm PST
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How do you best train your hand-eye coordination as a player? Well it's simple. Porn. Watch all the porn. Learn to watch porn while you eat dinner, take a shower, or even drive. Watch so much porn that you subconsciously are starting to touch yourself as you go to sleep. That level of self love will greatly increase your ability on the ice. Soon on the ice you'll see your hand eye go way up. You'll be able to deflect pucks at will, while looking at the attractive person that is sitting in the nose bleeds. Hands like silk with all the work you'll be putting onto your body. Or if you want some actual practice, buy a LED screen and load one of those light programs where you have to touch the light as quick as possible as it moves around the screen. Look I don't know, I'm a hockey player not a sports scientist.
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