Rip thunderdome is well known for his big sexy muscular legs. Around the league he is known to have one of nicest set of tree trunks shooting down from his torso. In order to get such amazing physique, rip thunderdome undergoes a rigid and intense training regiment that consists of miles and miles of travel over the american/canadian border smuggling maple syrup out of the great north and back to the hardworking people in new england who are feeling the effects of inflation on their maple syrup purchases. This has become a huge problem in the region as nobody can afford to make their pancakes even more yummy anymore. To remedy this, rip td crosses the border by foot while carrying as many pounds of maple syrup as possible. This manual transportation of heavy goods makes rip td have extremely powerful legs with high levels of endurance as well.

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