Now I will tell you, no one was more surprised than Jon St. Ark when he ripped an absolute heater from the right circle and buried it into the back of the net. It had started out as a joke, when he took the puck from his own goal and started to skate towards center ice. But the coach never blew the whistle and so the players on the ice took it at least somewhat seriously. The forwards stepped up to easily take the puck from St. Ark, but he hit them with a triple deke and skated on by. Then the defensemen skated forward, ready to play spoiler. But as they tried to poke check him, Jon reached out and pushed them away effortlessly, not losing a bit of momentum. All alone against the goalie, Jon St. Ark pulled out a filthy toe drag into a wrist shot. Savage pick hit the back of the net, the ice was silent in shock. Jon sheepishly skated back to his own net, considering his options if this whole goalie thing didn’t work out.