Training endurance is trickier than anything else. That extra little second of hustle on the ice can be the difference between clearing the puck out of your end (and potentially even getting something going the other way), and it slipping behind your goalie. You just gotta ignore the screaming, moaning extinctionache coming from everything in your body just longer than the other guy does. You ever seen my bed before? No don’t run away it’s not like tha- yeah. It’s cool though, check this out: I press this button and it flips over to reveal a bed of nails. I’ll just put a podcast or something on and just try to lay on it as long as possible. Yeah being metal has nothing to do with it. Yeah it probably isn’t that effective. It cost me a couple thousand bucks yeah. Don’t ask about why my bank account is in the negatives. Why do you know that?