ISFL affiliate +3 TPE

Milestones +3 TPE

Fan Appreciation Day - 3 TPE
Instead of a vuvuzuela, the Armada stay with the nautical theme and give their fans a hand held fog horn. Get ready to have your eardrums blasted from your head!


15. Charity Drive (227 words, 4 TPE)
Deth Klaw may be a large, physically imposing, mutated beast from a radioactive wasteland, but he does have a soft spot for charity work. Unfortunately, working with kids just didn't work out as too many of them found him scary and making all the kids scream in terror probably isn't a good look (although Klaw is available for your Halloween party or haunted house!). What Klaw did find is that cats absolutely love him. Probably because, in their own minds, they are just as large and scary as Klaw is in real life. Dogs not so much, or they pee on his tree trunk like legs. So Klaw regularly volunteers at the local shelter in the cat zone. The cats love to use him as basically a giant cat tree, running all over him, and his thick, scaly skin doesn't mind if they get a little too aggressive with the claws or get used as a scratching post. Klaw wishes that he could take them all home to live with him, but unfortunately his hockey schedule makes it not a good idea to have a pet, which makes him a bit sad. Klaw also offers cat tree removal services, since he is tall enough to basically reach up and get them down from the tree, and the cats don't run away from him. No charge of course! (227 words

16. Goals (185 words, 3 TPE)
Deth Klaw has a lot of goals, Crush his enemies, see them driven before him, and hear the lamentation of their women, meet a nice girl Klaw. Oh, hockey goals. Klaw would love to be in the Hall of Fame one day, but a lot of things out of his control have to go right for that to happen. Klaw would definitely like to win a 4-star cup and prove his SMJHL prowess before heading to the SHL. Klaw would really love to win some personal awards, maybe that's a bit vain but having a Biscuit with his name on it would be super awesome.  And of course, everyone wants to win a Challenge Cup, or a lot of Challenge Cups. At any rate, expect to see Klaw really pushing to win some things in the future. One other thing Klaw would like to do is see the league a bit more and be on some different teams. There are a lot of fun and amazing people in the league and Klaw would love to see a few different team locker rooms with this career. (185 words)

TPE total: 16