Well my agent, my boss, and my lover are all the same person - @HabsFanFromOntario. Some could say it's a conflict of interest, or shitting where you eat, or you may think it's the perfect tri-fecta. Whatever it may be, he seems to only be able to fulfil one of those roles at a time. I'm not asking for much, when he's my agent, why can't I ask him to play both sides of the field and negotiate with himself as the general manager?! Also, when we're making sweet sweet love, why can't he roleplay as my GM or my agent?! The only area he really excels at and frankly is the only reason he is still my agent and GM, is because he is an eggcellent lover. I can write up and sign my own extension contracts as I'm also the co-gm, so that's the agent and GM role taken care of. I DON'T NEED NO MAN. 

169 words. nice.