SMJHL HO Questions
Player Name: Jeyeff Effo (pronounced HFFO)
Position: Right Defence
Recreate or First-Gen? Recreate
-Recreates: Who was your last player? Alvin Wong - YUM/EDM
-First-Gens: How did you find the site? N/A



SMJHL GM Questions

How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.)
6+, I am very active on discord. HFFO won't let me go home.

What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog?
First, you take a full pack of hotdogs, and then you put it through a meat grinder. Then you feed that hotdog mush back through sausage casings to make a hotdog sausage. Perfection. I feel like this question would make @hotdog very uncomfortable...

What made you join the SHL?
I like hockey. I'm just a dude playing a dude, disguised as another dude. I am in way too deep to be able to quit now. 

If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why?
Probably to before I found the SHL recruitment post on Reddit. My life is consumed by SHL now (see question #1).

If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose?
How not to tamper in the SHL.

Waffles or pancakes?
Waffles, because they have little pockets to hold more yummy goodness like butter, maple syrup, chocolate sauce, strawberry syrup. Pancakes don't have that.

If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?
Yes, the birds and other forest critters will hear the tree fall even if I'm not there. 

In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond?
I'm down to support the cause! Heck I would auction off every jersey I wear for charity. 

Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?
This? It's been just over 1 year! I'm thinking of getting into making pizza from scratch and getting one of those fancy ooni pizza furnaces.

What is your opinion on The French?
J'habite au Québec

What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)
I haven't read a book in a long time, I probably should (I feel my brain going to mush). My favourite lately would probably be the HFFO/Egg fanfic.

What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?
Having an inclusive, supportive community.

What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why?
Snorlax is my spirit pokemon. I wish I could just sleep all the time.

What video games do you play?
I don't have much time for video games, but when I can, I am usually playing Farthest Frontier (single player settlement builder)

If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?
French Bulldog. I have 2, they are the best, also they sleep all day, so Frenchies = Snorlax.