1. Our item was given out at game 7 of the semifinals versus the Maine Timber. We gave out noisemakers colored black and red. If you have seen the Lightning noisemakers that people despise, it would be exactly like that. They would be used to make an ignorant amount of crowd noise for game 7. It clearly worked as we took down the Timber in game 7 overtime. The fans will be allowed to bring back these noisemakers for every game next season. Expect our barn to be annoying as ever. For next year’s playoffs, we will give out bigger and better noisemakers. 103 words.

2. Looking towards the future, the Berserkers still have an overall solid team. The expansion draft will hit a lot of our scoring, but we plan to have the young guns step in to fill in the holes. I previously would have said that defense was a huge need, but Joe Degen stepped up last season. We could use depth at every position on the ice. Goalie seems to be set, but you never know what happens. Newfoundland will be a wild card in the upcoming draft. If I had to guess, our GMs will likely go defense in round one. After missing out on the cup by losing in the finals, our team will certainly have a chip on their shoulder. Through a good draft and current players earning, we hopefully will see ourselves in the finals again. This time we will take home the cup. Look out SMJHL. 150 words.

3. We do not like to disclose this information to the public. However, I will address some rumblings. There has been talk around our locker room that we will be forcing our rookies to take horse tranquilizers. This will improve their stamina in strength to strive next season. Other players will have the option, but not required. This will be a massive competitive edge. Who needs tpe when you have horse tranquilizers running through your blood. In Newfoundland, we have morals, so we will not tamper with any other team’s locker room. Howeverrrrr, we will be replacing all of St. Louis’ performance enhancing drugs with melatonin. I have no further comments at this time. We have also set up defense for our locker room. Everyone will want to mess with us because we are so good. We have hired a 10 man former military defense crew to protect the locker room. 151 words.

8. If I was to choose any team to play for in the playoffs besides NL I would have chosen QCC. They were the clear favorite and my pick for the cup. I would have slotted in their bottom line and been able to help them win. I would also have gotten to play with some really big stars in the J. I mean if it was necessary, I could have sat the bench and cheered my little heart out. I would never turn my back on NL, but QCC would have been my other choice just for the sole fact of winning a cup. 100 words.

12. Well, the draft is over, but I will talk about my pre-draft thoughts. I had made it clear that I would not be playing for New Orleans or Toronto. They did not even scout me, and I am sure that might have been part of it. My player is going to be a stud. A true all-around two-way player. An active player that will likely slot into a top line left wing role down the line. He plans to play in the J until his time is up, but a team is going to get a good one. I had a good feeling I was either going to EDM or Tampa. Living in Tampa, that was the obvious spot I wanted to go. However, I got drafted to EDM and I absolutely love it. They now have a great prospect pool and we will be competitive in no time. They also have my favorite logo and colors in the league. I am pumped. 164 words.

18. Milestone 3 TPE

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