Player Name: Simon Science
Position: Right Winger 
Recreate or First-Gen? first Gen!

-First-Gens: How did you find the site? Affliate League sponsoring!

How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.)

 3-6 for TPE/Job tasks.
6+ for community interaction 

What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog?

Optimal? Microwave.
Gourmet? Hot Dog Pie.

What made you join the SHL?

Here for the expansion and the cat pictures.

If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why?

I’d travel back three years prior before I ever heard of hot dog pie.

If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose?

Soup/broth making. It’s a joy to have smelling in the kitchen 

Waffles or pancakes?

Latkes

If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?

Honey, I’m making a sound.

In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? 

I’m buying that jersey and donating the money myself ?️‍?

Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?

Rock climbing, Driving Ranges

What is your opinion on The French?

I have so many French friends and yet still such a poor opinion❤️

What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)

i still miss John Must Die at the End. What a whirlwind of a book.

What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?

Community involvement and interaction. Game night when.

What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why?

Maushold, they’re just a little cute gay couple omg 

What video games do you play?

Balatro, DD2, League, Valorant. Any social game of the month.

If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?


Corgi, cuz look at those LITTLE ONES.