Miletones 2TPE



Let's get @kahri the littleton trophy. You may ask "how does it differ for Kahri to win the littleton when they literally won the Miller in S73?" Well the answer is really obvious when you think about it: SHL is bigger than SMJHL in scope (but not in letters). The next step from being most dedicated in the juniors is to be recognized as the most dedicated user at the highest peak. Now, why does Kahri deserve this award? It's because they are very mean to me and that shows a lot of dedication. In the past Kahri has been very mean to me in Carolina, but now that Betzee Nickelback has been called up to the SHL, Kahri is bringing being mean to me to Manhattan. That kind of hater dedication needs to be recognized by the league in some regard, right? The basic right to have a thunderdome has been taken away and the people are clamoring for hate to be recognized and loved as it should be. Having Kahri win the Littleton for hatership is how we give the people what they want. Make it happen.

not quite 200 words but kinda close, 3 TPE


Come on, we all know who belongs in the hall. It's Micheal Fitted baby. What other player has revolutionized the sport both on and off the ice? There isn't another player you can look and describe a genre of media via. You can't be like "that's Wagner media right there" or any other current hall of famer. Fitted brings the yinzer spirit and grit to the site and it needs to be recognized. Fitted has revolutionized how media and players interact. Special player.

How's this for motive--Micheal Fitted made the SHL through phone updates. Through the SMJHL and into his start with Tampa, only updating and being active on the phone. If he was eating hot chip and lying you'd think he was a bisexual girl (ref: https://twitter.com/ariasagay/status/112...24?lang=en). That's real heart and hustle right there goddammit. Fitted still has 5 years of eligibility as this is his 2nd year for inductions but, that poses an issue. He's 1 year too deep into being nominated. The GOAT should've been in year 1 unanimously. To have Fitted floating listlessly in HoF purgatory when he should be sitting atop HeoFen's throne (I'm sorry that's a real stretch) is a travesty that can only be amended by entry this year.

220 words I think, 3TPE