My offseason sucks. If Regina doesn't win the cup, I have a running tradition. First I kiss my family goodbye, then I am off to the great Artic Tundra. From here I have to spend hours getting myself into peak physical shape and into my Elk Costume. I put myself in a pen and wait for @CloudRobot to show. Once Mac shows, I have pretend to be an Elk for the entire off season, going on hikes up the mountains and listen to Mac sing “Uptown Girl” way out of key while he soaks in ice baths. I get on the Chirper at night when Mac is sleeping, and I can't believe he hasn't noticed that his Elk sits motionless while I play on on my steam deck to keep warm. That thing puts out more heat than the gosh darn Sun. The best part I guess this year is I won't have to race Mac back to Regina since he got called up. Great, now I'm sad again, back to chirper!