Option 1:

The team was energized to go visit Japan to begin with, we were selected to compete in an international games during the regular season. I was excited, Tokyo is the gaming capital of the world, the history in Japan with their feudal Era had always intrigued me, and going there is like a peak into the future of North America with the technology they are producing.

Much to our surprise no sooner than we touched down at the airport a local TV interm was waiting for my team. They let us know news of our upcoming game had gone viral in Japan and we were instant celebrities. The Interm said they wanted us to compete in a local game show for charity, lots of fun for everyone on "Happy Game Time Hour." How could we say no.

We should of said no...

The moment we showed up we broken into groups and separated into different rooms. The lights kicked on and the first group started up. I didn't quite catch the name of the contest but the grumbling from the team coming back with brown stains on their mouth as the gagged and spat, "it was not candy."

The next group tried to climb to the top of stairs and hit a button. It looked like their were 100 steps, nothing crazy. Until you realized they were covered in slippery slime and they had to do it wearing almost nothing at all. After 20 minutes of comedy gold, Edžus Ozolins was about to reach the top and they threw a brick at him knocking him down to repeat the process once again.

The final contest was my group. We had to drop a 25 pound weight off a 10 foot building. Not that bad, but it was attached to a string attached to our favourite body part. It was a game of Russian roulette. We were told everyone but one of us had enough line to not get yanked. Each person that dropped a weight added to our charity total. Justin Time was the first to throw his weight, and down he went, being yanked junk first to the ground. As he withered in pain we all knowing we were now safe threw our weights next in full confidence we were helping charity while being safe.

Well jokes on us, or our translator wasn't very good becuase everyone but one person nearly had their dick yanked off as we threw the weight to the ground.

Needless to say, we were not in top form for our games in Japan.