Ubba Lodbrok and the rest of the Philly Forge, of the Simulation hockey LEague, are embarking on a world travel excursion. Their final destination? Tokyo, Japan. Somewhere where people often get lost in translation. Where the average SHL player will stand 8" taller and weigh 100# more than the average Tokyo resident. While it is a huge international city, it's still heavily rooted in it's Japanese roots, one of those being the wacky and bizarre shows you often see clips of. Some make it huge in the US of A, like Iron Chef or MXC. However, the one that Ubba Lodbrok is asked to take part in is their version of Fear Factor, but in a weirder way, some might describe a torturous. So Ubba Lodbrok, who won't say no, decides to take it on like a champ. Survive these three challenges and you'll win their grand prize. First up, you must eat and train like a Sumo wrestler. The catch, you must eat and then immediately fight, and if you lose you eat the same meal again and fight again. The second challenge, how many paper cuts can you get on your hand in 30 seconds, however many you get you take that number, times it by 5, and that's how long you must hold your hands in lemon juice. The final challenge, navigate Tokyo fully blindfolded, and on a heavy dose of Ketamine.