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The game show we are going to be starring in is a Japanese prank show. The teams owner liked to see us suffer. The guys in the locker room didn’t even know we were going to be on a show. But as soon as we end up in Japan someone used a porta potty outside and that was the start of it. Remember watching jackass when stevo gets shot in the air in a porta potty well yeah that’s how our first day in Japan went for us. Jason got sent flying there was shit and piss everywhere that blue water it was disgusting. They pranked turtle Bob at the sushi shop. Someone apparently put some laxatives into my sushi and it was not a fun time what so ever. As far as going back to Japan I hope I never end up back again. It was beautiful and all but I don’t speak Japanese the language barrier was rough and the amount of pranks that were tossed at us would turn anyone from going there again as well. Hopefully preseason next season will be just a normal preseason!