See what I'm talking about here. I just want this here in reference so you know that I'm not just making this up, this is an actual game show.

Apparently Roger Murdock is big in Japan. Kind of a weird spot for an American player, in Carolina, to be popular but hey you gotta take your wins where you can. And speaking of dubs, we got a Japanese game show to get on to. Roger doesn't quite get the concept--all he's really told is to ignore the staff once the game starts and to follow the instructions given to him during the game. Sounds easy enough. Spoiler alert, it isn't easy.

Roger has just agreed to enter pie hell. The basic concept you see in the video above is repeated for Murdock. he is relentlessly pelted with pies while swimming, dancing, and even while skating. Thankfully he gets to keep his clothes. Somehow, he is able to survive the assault of pies. He almost breaks many times. Being told to score a shootout goal on Denebor Milasch and actually having to score while getting pelted with pies is way easier than it sounds. And getting out of a pool to get pied in the crotch? Makes you fall back into the pool and then you have to get crotch pied all over again. It is a sadistic game and there are no winners. By playing you lose, by being a pie-er you are akin to an executioner lifting a chopped head for a crowd, and by watching you forgo your morals.

And what does Roger get from this? The episode was a flop. The first pie hell was dropped in 2002 and Murdock's agent writing in a no nudity clause meant that there was no way that he would ever come close to matching the results of the first rendition. He was screwed from the beginning. He is not big in Japan.