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In Japan, they have this game show called "Do That Hockey" where they recruit random people to do hockey challenges. It's generally funny because they fail miserably, but it also drums up interest in the sport for kids. As an intermission special, they bring out some hockey kids and have them show off their Chirp-Chorp hockey skills.

Slip McScruff was drafted into an episode of "Do That Hockey" because they thought he had the looks of a guy that is really bad at hockey. They were really surprised when he laced them up and proved that actually he is much worse than they thought.

The first challenge was literally an empty net shot from the slot and he managed to trip and block his own shot. The second challenge involved a 1 on 1 with another competitor to take the puck from goal line to goal line. You had to maintain possession against the opponents checking skills, or chase them down yourself. Unfortunately, Slip's checking skills involved laying out his opponent and that quickly got him ejected from the taping. His time was over so fast, his team didn't realize he was gone.