My biggest personal rival in the league is Colorado, not because they passed me up in the draft or anything like that, in fact the guys in the front office over there are great, it's just because that dickhead Baron Samedi plays on the team and I can't stand that smug motherfucker. Dude is basically always talking in riddles, saying obscure shit no one can understand about "the spirit of the ice" or whatever. No surprise that asshole already got in a fight in his first season, had no idea the spirit of the ice was so violent.

I scored a goal on Colorado earlier in the season and I stared that dickhead down for like a solid minute and I swear to god he was muttering a curse or some shit under his breath, and then I woke up the next day kind of nauseous with a killer headache -- I can't prove it, but I know Baron did it to me. Watch out for that dude, all I'm saying.