Mary Hollywood is a tremendous left wing. However, moreso than that, she is a tremendous hockey player in general. One thing that we've noticed as fans in observing the exploits of Mary Hockey is that, despite her role on the Regina Elk Hockey Club being incredibly one-dimensionally offensively focused, Mary has found time to beat the breaks off of her opponents in many games, consistently racking up an unprecedented number of hits for someone whose role is chiefly defined by what she does in the opponent's zone. It would, perhaps, be interesting to see what happens if Mary were to play defense. I should say, it would be interesting to see what happens if Mary were to play defense (the position), as Mary playing defense (the act) is impossible and she would cry and throw up if asked to defend. As a defender, however, Mary would have even more of a license to go light folks up and clean their clocks. It would no doubt be some form of hockey terrorism, and Regina would be much worse off for it, but it would also be deeply funny.