There is only one requirement to be a good referee in my book, and that is making sure every call you make benefits me and my team. That's right. When someone gets a little to rough with me on the dump and chase, blow that whistle! Let me hear it ring through the whole stadium. If someone gives me a little love tap when I'm making a break, that's a penalty shot! Now some other skaters might think that making sure your calls primarily benefits me and me alone is unfair. Tell them to take a hike! You and I both know what it will take to make it into the referee hall of fame. I am the owner, founder, and sole member on the referee hall of fame committee. AND I CAN BE BRIBED! I'm broke as shit, it won't cost you nothing but to make sure that I get the best calls. And if you can find a way to sneak a couple goals onto the score sheet and gaslight the league into believing that I did score them and they just forgot about it, that would be even better.