Answering for Written Option 1:

Vaseline Podcalzone has been a loyal member of “Team Russia” since he made his international debut around Season 56 or 57. He got a great chance to not only play in the World Juniors, but also the senior IIHF squad while still being a SMJHL player for the Newfoundland Berserkers. Indeed, at one point Podz and company captured an IIHF silver medal.

With that being said, if Podcalzone were to switch IIHF allegiances, it would most certainly be to go to team Latvia. Now, this is likely out of Podz’s control and more so because of my own desires. For one, SEANY is one of my besties (at least, I would like to think of our dynamic as such). Furthermore, as a Canucks fan, we have two incredibly underrated players who are Latvian, notably being Arturs “literally a national hero” Šilovs and Theodore “TEDDY BLOOS” Blueger. All of that combined together would give me, the user known as Yosh, ample incentive to move to Latvia if given the chance. Of course, this is all hypothetical.