S76 PT #4: Changing Stripes
Due: Sunday, May 5th @ 11:59 PM PST
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Option2: A good hockey ref is one that likes pudding more than they like calling penalties. Pudding, especially my unique zen blend, helps referees find their chill and look the other way when egregious acts done with malicious intent take place mere feet from them on the ice. A good ref is one that thinks slashing should not be a penalty. Slashing builds character, it thickens skin. Grow up a little, it was just a light tap on the wrists... Some might suggest that gifting a unique blend of personalized pudding to the referees could be construed as bribery, or at least should be considered a conflict of interest, but people who would suggest that should also pick up their own, specialized blend of zen pudding, which will help them forget any grievances they may have held toward the refs. The best refs are the ones who eat the most pudding. I have statistics to back this up. Anyone who wishes to see them can email information.noreplay(at)pudding.com. I promise you will hear back promptly...
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