Seeing as the one and only Ubba Lodbrok, former center for the Anchorage Armada of the Simulation Major Junior Hockey League, and current winger for the Philadelphia Forge of the Simulation Hockey League was born in Denmark, or what is today known as Denmark. He doesn't have a real true home in the IIHF, one would assume due to his Viking roots that him joining the Norway Team would have been the most obvious choice, however, his cousin married in a famous Finnish hockey family (it sounds like Salami), he ended up being influenced and coerced to join the Finnish team. Sweden would have been the next best guess, but he's not a big fan of the Swedish King and some of the things he talked about in his political speeches. So that knocks out the heavy hitters in Northern Europe. What team would he join though? He can tell you ones he wouldn't join, Ireland (he can't understand their version of "english"), Japan (too far away, very cool place to visit, but a bit too empirical for him), France (nobody likes the French, and the French don't like anyone, unless it's the Foreign Legion), Independent Russia (nah, he had a bad gas experience once and got beaten up by a babushka), America (no way, Jose), Canada (too many wasted yutes fam). So that leaves it to Latvia, Czechia, UK, Switzerland and Germany. Immediately crosses off Latvia, no care for the eastern bloc depression.