Prompt 1

If I were to play for any other IIHF nation that isn't the United States it would probably be Great Britian. I played for them for a good long while with my last player and won a few gold and silver medals. The dudes over there are awesome and I would love to play with them again. Plus, the only real connection that Pork Tenderloin has to the US is that he was born there, he doesn't particularly care about representing "his" country. I mean what is a country really when you're a sentient meat product that was genetically engineered to play hockey. I think the only real loss to playing for team GB would be having to embrace their food. British food can be ok but it really wouldn't hold a candle to the food that Pork Tenderloin was used to from growing up in the south of the US.