Honestly, I have absolutely no idea who is doing well, who is doing really well or even what qualifies as an MVP level performance but I can definitely look at some leaderboards and extrapolate from a small set of numbers so lets get into it.

Mia Lavoie leads the league in points with 113, 15 points ahead of the dude in second. #1 in goals scored, #2 in assists, #4 in plus/minus, and probably top 5 in a bunch of other shit. probably an easy pick I'd guess, but I've also never heard their name before today lmao

Inge Baardsen leads the league in hits, and as we all know, hockey is about bashing each other real good and maybe scoring goals if possible. Frankly I don't need to see any more, this dude hits a lot of people so they're obviously an all time GOAT.

Last I'll say Nathangus McExplosion. Incredible name, takes a lot of shots and maybe even makes a few. I don't care, I've seen enough just from the name.