If Mary Hollywood were to switch her IIHF federation from the illustrious U S of A, she would no doubt have to go play for team Czechia. Her reasons for this are several. First among them: Mary is a simple girl. Colors and uniforms are a big part of her hockey identity (which is another reason that she's happy to have been so blessed as to don the tremendously swagtastic purple and gold of Regina), and the colors of team Czechia aren't too far removed from those of Team USA. In fact, last she checked, they were pretty much the same. Maybe the shade of blue is a little different. Mary doesn't think too much about that, though. It's all the same to her. Secondly, they invented a bunch of neat beer in Czechia, and Mary is a big fan of slamming a few cold ones. Thirdly: Mary was almost a defector to Czechia once already, what's the difference if she just does it now (she's not. She's USA for Lyfe now.).