Option 1

I think it is indeed very strange that not a single player has came up with an injury in our 76 seasons of existence to the point that I think we would need to hire an external firm to conduct an investigation into this matter. They could also hire Rick Westhead, he seems to be pretty good at investigative journalism and has broken multiple high profile news stories already. I don't know if there is something different in the ice made for the SHL's ice rinks or are all arenas built on ancient native american graveyards or something but there is definitely something going on. Hockey is a violent sport and the probability that a player hasn't even had a paper cut let alone an injury is suspicious. Imagine if the world could study a SHL player, it would revolutionalize the medical industry as we know it. Humans would probably get to live to 120 years or even more.