1. Cap

13. Shit I'm amazed San Francisco won mainly because I had no idea that they were even playing for the playoffs, let alone the championship, I really didn't see that coming. And I think that's what some might say too, because a lot of people probably didn't see it coming either. So they were able to sneak on by without having a lot of people analyze their skills or what makes them so good. Which isn't an insult, if anything it's a strength and better to be underestimated and win more games. So congrats to them, they definitely earned it and I don't think anyone else could say otherwise obviously

10. Oh baby oh boy it's my favorite time of the year where I get to sing about how the United States of America is the greatest International Ice Hockey Federation ever to exist, and we're going to win it all and prove all the haters wrong while they steal all of our talent while lying about our playing time. Because obviously we win all the time for never playing anyone ever, obviously how could anyone possibly see otherwise while they steal away every single player we've ever had hopes of playing on the ice. But no it's okay, the United States is going to win at all perfect and nothing will ever go wrong and it will rain sunflowers and daisies from the sky because we're just that awesome in the United States of America International Ice Hockey federation. Go USA, we're going to win the gold and it's going to be awesome and I'm going to cry and maybe get a tattoo and it's going to be awesome too, even though I've never actually gotten one before