S76 All Star Week

S76 All Star Week Due: Sunday, June 2nd @ 11:59 PM PST

Nokazoa
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#260

06-02-2024, 10:36 PM

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1. Milestones, up to 3 TPE.

Milestones are folded in with All-Star Week.

Link your Milestone claim as task 1 for up to 3 TPE towards your 8 total.

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Post your claim in the milestones thread for tpe earned per stat, and then link that post in your ASW submission. This is done because the person who grades ASW will be a different person than double-checks milestones.

+1 TPE Milestone

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8. Graphic, 3 TPE, Fine additions to the team

Create a graphic that showcases the two players who were added to either of the teams with Last Player In votes.

Offseason Fun Time

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9. Written, 3 TPE, Players Tribune (150 words min.)

A popular format of media that has made a resurgence recently due to certain dedicated media writers, The Player's Tribune involves writing from your player's point of view in the 1st person. Write your Player's Tribune about your player's season. How do they feel about their results? Did they achieve their goals? Are they venting out frustration? Are there any moments of the season that were memorable?

I'm going to be honest with you all. Hell I may even be frank. That's a dad joke for everyone. Go ahead and laugh because the rest of this will not be as entertaining. You see, I'm very disappointed with myself. There isn't much I can say about it. I think I am on par with most of my peers, but that is not what I want. I was a star and I have been a team star since I got here. This year, however, I just couldn't string it together. I haven't been focused like I should be. I am not applying myself like I should be. You know, if I did not have as good of a family support system or such a collection of model trains, I may have called it quits. Regulated myself to coaching Junior B or something. I can do better, and I will do better. I am getting another cup. I am getting top minutes. I AM GETTING MORE THAN ONE MILESTONE TPE.

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10. Written, 3 TPE, Most Offensive Goalie (150 words min.)

The league has multiple awards, yet there is always room for improvement. What award would you add? Why that award and who it would be named after? Or which of the current awards would you change? How would you change it and why?

This is a great question. A marvelous one at that. I think our awards are lacking in some ways for sure. Provided I even know what our awards are. I think I would name an award that is similar to a Lady Bing or something. Like an award for nicest guy on the ice. Maybe one for nicest guy off the ice? Yea I like that. I would then name it after Simon LeBlanc. He is a national treasure in every way shape and form. I heard he once reconciled with an Italian player after saying "Olive Garden really is a Tuscan Sunset." I mean, how does one even begin to walk that back. Now, knowing the SHL we would somehow turn this into us making fun of someone. Like giving the most recent bigot this award because we can be cheeky like that. Hopefully that isn't the way we go with it, but whatever,