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@luke has decided against me being on the podcast again, saying "I didn't say that, stop telling people I said that" @Rich still doesn't like me. I'll make him like me one day, oh yes I will. Oh yes I will now....

@Blastmeaway had to recall all 4 of the sold bobble heads for containing lead paint. The give away? The warning labels all over the box that said "Caution: Lead Paint" so far, only 2 have been returned. He did not keep good records of who bought what, so just please be careful.

@yosh raised 14,000 dollars for their speedboats. Also related, @yosh is under investagation for fraud after selling signed dominos. According to reports, Yosh was just signing them all themself, writing "John Lastname " or "Jamie Lastname" or "Carl Studabaker" Anyone with information that leads to an arrest will get 14000 dominos.

@Roidsy has been fined 10k for illegal substances on the pucks during games. No more details will be released.


--The Random Ramblings Crew will have a sit down interview with Mads McBride ( @NJBadApple ). As we all know, Mads was currently caught in violation of the league's use of prescription drugs to enhance their play. Take a look at the discussion here. The Interview will drop sometime in the next week or so. Feel free to ask your questions below if you want them included.

--WJC Head Mac Attack Verbally Attacked @skyrrhawk Celeste Dejardins , threatening a fine for some unknown reason. @CloudRobot has offered the following statement : "Troy, we have a lot of work to do but for some reason you are always messing around asking me questions about stuff. Cut it out and get back to work" We asked @kahri for comment on this and she said "Troy, seriously, do your job for once" more details to come.

--Have you noticed that things are a little, worse in the SHL. or in life in general. We have reasons to believe that it is @kahri 's fault! Feel free to rant about how bad Kahri is below!

-- @cake307 Alexa Johansen attended the San Diego Zoo during a break in St Louis Schedule. She Enjoyed events like the Discovery Cart Tour, Hike to Hippos, and the Exclusive VIP experience. For 700 bucks, you get to write your enemy's name on a mouse that is let loose in the snake exhibits to be eaten. According to our sources, she paid almost 16k to write all the members of the Maine Timber on mice. The sneks were well fed. ( @Deng @Spkris @burritohour @Justice @dasboot @SouthPaw @Frove @AW13 @oilmandan @FnoRespect @Big Newff @ZootTX @bobdigi9 @NUCK @Tonzy @Kyamprac @r0tzbua @Amidships )

--@Chevy has appealed to the SHL HO in reference to the requirement from Calgary (@boom , @Possum Queen ) Edmonton (@HabsFanFromOntario , @Eggcracker ) Montreal (@CampinKiller , @Benpachi ) Toronto ( @Wally , @mcgriddleluver ) and Winnipeg (@Ace , @By-Tor ) to wear a "Caution, contains peanuts" Warning on his uniform when entering or playing in the arenas. "I don't mind being forced to wear it" Said John Peanut, "However, I can't stand that they make me get changed in a room all by myself all over Canada. It is lonely. I have to sit in a closet. Also, they warning they put on me, is right on my visor, I can't see!" the HO has refused to comment. Hamilton (@Hallsy , @aleks ) Has refused to comply because they were told by the other teams that they "...Should be an Ohio Team, not a Canada Team"

--Czechia Superstar Dominik Winters is in hot water for his actions in the South Beach Yacht Club. After winning the cup, General Managers @Caleb and @Bayley took the team on a Yacht to celebrate. Winters thought that meant they now OWNED the Yacht Club, and was given a citation for moving in to the upper floor of the Yacht Club. According to security, Winters waited for them to switch posts before walking by, posing as a UPS driver, saying they had a "package for conference room C". Since the club is free for people to walk in on the first floor, they didn't think to stop him. They were unaware that Dominik had a key for the upper floors. The team has not responded for comment yet.

--According to @sköldpaddor , Betzee Nickelback (@kahri ) has been selling single cough drops to fans underneath the bleachers at the local high school. I only report this so @sköldpaddor has to report it after me!! That's right, I stole the report! I figured out how to scroll up in discord! Woo!!!!!

--@Hoxide is the first to retire from the S78 class. We will miss them and hope they come back! Speaking of the S78 class Rumor has it Luigi Mario (@IcyGas52 ) is related to a movie star. This Star was in a movie in 1997 , and the character they played has the same initials as someone in the IIHF nation of Canada. Good luck, Guess the movie / Actor below!


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