Written Option 1: Are steroids allowed now? Because I'm pretty sure the real secret to the new Captain SHL is actually just a LOT of very specialized steroids, applied all at once, in something that I am going to charitably describe as 'an automated human martini shaker'. Of course, after that there's the adjustment period to the new muscles and body, which I think will be handled in similarly highly scientific methods of time dilation, or 'putting on a virtual reality headset and setting the speed to double to try and trick the brain into adapting twice as fast'. Once all of this is done, you will clearly have a player with inhuman strength, speed, and reaction times, plus the ability to think at TWICE the normal speed of a person! Or at least to feel like they do. I'm not sure this actually does anything at all to help with the skills part of the game, but presumably being faster to react already helps you with things like positioning and checking, at least, so you might just produce a 2k TPE defender.