There are a lot of players out there who are more talented than Johnny FourStar. Quicker, stronger, faster, just about any way you can think of! But Johnny FourStar doesn't let that get him down. Instead, he goes to the tried and true method of playing dirty to get ahead! Yes you heard that right, Johnny FourStar is a dirty player and proud of it! You think you're quicker than me? You think you're going to skate right past me? Not when I'm hanging onto your jersey! Looks like you tripped, you should be more careful! Wow, you got all tangled up in my stick, you must not be as good of a skater as everyone thinks you are! But I am sure some of you are asking where are the referees, the arbiters of fair play? Well I bribed all the refs in the league! So I get to continue my shenanigans day in and day out.

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