Option 1:

There is only one way to earn that kind of power outside of the cartoons or movies. One. Single. Way. You are hopefully, by now, wondering what that method is. Pudding. Specifically my Pudding. It will unlock the virtually unlimited potential of the human body for hockey in ways never seen before. I do not even think it would be worth specifying what the theoretical TPE max would be under a pudding superhuman training program, but it would surely be in the trillions. No training program could ever surpass the mutant superhuman pudding training program. The only thing keeping this program from being developed and marketed to the general public is the pesky FDA. Silly regulations about toxic contents in food is standing in the way of helping humans, and specifically hockey players, unlocking their true potential. Think of the fun the fans would have if the players could fly, shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the bone crunching hits super speed and strength could generate?! There's nothing more exciting than a player getting hit so hard it shatters the glass. Now, that will be something every fan will have the pleasure of experiencing when they watch the game.