Quote:Written Option 1: Your player has been chosen to undergo a player enhancement program à la Captain America in order to create the next super SHL player to make the league more entertaining for fans. How does your player gain their newfound abilities? What sort of superhuman abilities does this program give your player? What would be their peak TPE?

The head scientist that initiated the process was a big fan of the pokemon introduced in Generation IV, particularly Rhyperior, Magmortar, and Electivire.

As a result, Jae-ik was put under and then had several modifications made to his skeletal structure. A third arm was grown from his back, which featured, at its end, a giant bazooka cannon. A tail was surgically attached to his tailbone, a metallic, coiling contraption that ended in a poisonous stinger at its tip.

In order to make skating as comfortable as possible, his feet were removed and replaced by mechanical skates that had rockets placed in the heels, in order to reach dangerously high speeds on the ice. His eyes were replaced with cybernetic ocular implants to better read the play as it happens. His memory, too, was upgraded. A program was downloaded into his brain, a la the Matrix, that would allow him to learn every possible skill move there is in hockey.

By the end of the process, his TPE was 7428. He was informed by the league that every single modification he’d undergone was illegal, so he had all of them reversed.