S77 PT #2: Bigger, Better, Faster, Stronger
Due: Sunday, June 23rd @ 11:59 PM PST
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![]() Registered The Gnometorious
The problem with genetically mutating Ongo Gablogian is that sure, you can probably make him taller than 4 feet 11 inches, and sure, you can probably replace his 300 pounds of fat with 180 pounds of muscle, but you can’t really genetically mutate his brain in order to give him any sort of hockey IQ in any way. Awesome… Ongo Gablogian is now six feet five inches tall and 235 pounds of muscle, but he is still basically a pylon, just floating around the ice and always two steps behind the play. Like how everyone always talks about how Wayne Gretzky knew where the puck and where the play was going to be in ten seconds, Ongo is the opposite. He doesn’t know where the play or the puck was ten seconds ago. But I guess he will be a big, huge, lumbering meat head who can smash people and take out the other team’s top players.
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