If Bernard Lodge was given super goalie serum to become Captain New Orleans, the league would be in for a world of hurt. A goalie that is able to react to and stop every shot? NOLA would never lose a game. Tbh, Lodge would feel bad for the opposing teams as the skaters in front of him are already a top crew. Now imagine they don't need to expend any effort on defense? They would be blowing everyone out while their goalie stops 70+ shots a night. Straight up disgustingly dirty. Not sure if ratings would tank due to it being a blowout every game or if the sheer talent on display would cause the viewers to turn in. Either way, vibes would be immaculate. Lodge might even try to mess around and score a few goals himself. Who knows, maybe he could set the points record while also winning goalie of the year?