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Thomas Sawschuck has been approached to become the new "Commodore Hockey." To achieve this feat he must do a few simple tasks. First he must eat the strands of hair of SHL legends, just three of four Hall Of Famers to be precise. After that, he must then undertake a series of operations that will give him biotic powers, a la ~~six million~~ BILLION dollar man. After that he just need to take a lot of steroids. If they survive, which we have been assured they will with a low 25% mortality rate, then Commodore Hockey will be born. He will be faster, stronger, smarter than all the others. He will be a real grit grinder and dangler. Think Inspector Gadget but they had the handles of Mario Lemieux. Extending arms and legs. An umbrella that comes out of their head. The possibilities are endless. All said this would be a boost of about 3k TPE and thus 5k TPE would be their peak. that way they can fight regression forever.