Some people might wonder why the league would select an ice skating hippo for their special super SHLer program. Those people are close minded and should reflect on whether human testing for such an experimental procedure would be better. Plus, the serum requires total submersion for a full 5 minutes. That’s something the average person absolutely cannot do, but for a hippo it’s easy peasy.  Based on preliminary models of the potential effects of this super serum it’s is believed that my TPE levels will shoot up to OVER 9000 with physical attributes specifically breaking the scale. A strength rating of potentially 29 has been hypothesized. That would easily be enough to simply explode an opponent into a blood cloud for even a minor hit.  Of course there is the possibility that I die a gruesome and horrible death from the transformation, but it is all absolutely worth it for the opportunity to literally vaporize opposing defenders.