S77 PT #2: Bigger, Better, Faster, Stronger
Due: Sunday, June 23rd @ 11:59 PM PST
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Bongo undertakes the simulation hockey league super cell cia physical specimen government asset program in which each player selected receives big time cycles of anavar, testosterone, trenbolone, all the vegetables money can buy. This includes doping of the blood using EPO and working with the top notch physical strength coaches. This programs is meant to push the limits of what’s possible. When people ask bongo how he did it, he simply smirks at the quesiton and states “yeah I been eating a lot of chicken and broccoli for sure. It is simply epic”. Bongo then sells supplements known as SIGMA BRAIN with the implicit message that if you take sigma brain, (placebo) you too can look like the sigma Bongo. There are some players who see through bongos juicrmonkey attitudes and want him to have a big time downfall moment. There is something to be said about bongos nonchalant sigma male attitude. Let’s just pray IIHF won’t test him once it’s time to complete for Canada.
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