Option 1

As I am a regressing player and getting old, most players in the league will have an edge on me. After trying to use performance enhancing drugs for a while (which did not get me anywhere) I have decided to apply for the player enhancement program to boost my abilities on and off the ice. First I will get a titanium skeleton so I can not break any bone again ever in my body and lay the biggest hits without diminishing returns whatsoever. Second I have asked for increase lung capacities so I can skate the full 60 minutes and overtime if needed and never have to be benched. Lastly I would get an artificial liver installed so I can keep drinking off the ice and never feel the downside of alcohol ever again in my life so I can party all day and all night long. This is how I would enhance myself.