There is no point in trying to learn a language that fast as everything will get lost in translation and the point will not be achieved. You could attempt to use sign language, but I don't know how many of you have attempted that with hockey gloves on, but the dexterity just isn't there. Honestly the best way to get under the stars skin in my opinion would be to stick to him like snot on a screen door and feed him with cheap shots and jabs all game long. No one can endure that type of harassment all game long and it will only be a matter of time before he snaps and the fight will break out. That in my opinion would be the only way you could efficiently get under the stars skin and cause the raucous break out. It will then be a free for all and you can have the fight you are looking for.