S77 PT #3: Humppaa Suomesta
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soulja
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06-24-2024, 08:45 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-24-2024, 08:46 PM by soulja. Edited 1 time in total.)
Yuri Boyka III has finally been selected to play for Team Russia in IIHF. As a result he decided to spend a lot of his training on aggression and fighting. The new Yuri Boyka III is full of testosterone and ready to rumble at any given time. It is time for his first IIHF game and it is against team Latvia. There is no better rivalry than these two nations especially with what happened in the past in their political environment. Yuri Boyka's target to test his new training is on Latvia's top offensive forward, Matiss Ozolinsh. Yuri Boyka is saying things and putting the finger straight at his face but Ozolinsh is unfazed. Yuri Boyka tries to trip him but he quickly evades. This started to frustrate Boyka because he was unable to get a reaction from Matiss. Yuri Boyka is also smart enough to know not to take unwanted penalties so doesn't want to do anything obvious and stupid. Only thing Boyka can think of at that moment was to basically try and make fun of the oppositions penis size. This magically turned out to work because Matiss became frustrated and slashed boyka. Matiss was put in the box for 2 minutes and Russia had the powerplay. Even worse for latvia was that Boyka was the man to capitalize on this powerplay and score the goal, which ended up being the game winning goal.
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