S77 PT #3: Humppaa Suomesta
Due: Sunday, June 30th @ 11:59 PM PST
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Jeyeff Effo is skilled in the art of non verbal communication, using his body language in a skillful way to speak volumes without words. Whether it be seduction, instigating, or his most skilled love making, he lets that beautiful bald head do the talking, it is mesmerizing. The skill of luring an opposing player to fight is very similar to seducing then into love making, it is a very FINE line that you mustn't cross or it could turn a rousingly disasterous, Jeyeff Effo has learned this the hard way many times. So no matter what the situation or the language barrier, Jeyeff Effo will always find a way to get his message through. In this specific scenario of antagonizing and goading an opponent into a fight, Effo has a perfected a tried and true technique that will enrage any human into a furious rage and want to fight. Disclaimer, no not try this at home, this is performed by trained professionals. The secret move? You dig your bare hand into your butt crack like you're digging for buried treasure, get all up in there, and then waft (or face wash) your hand into the opponent's face, make sure to get your fingers up into the nostrils for full effect. Fight mode activated. 220 word. Edmonton Blizzard Co-GM
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