Alright I know how to get under this "star players" skin I got this. I got a pretty simple program here. Step ONE, I start doing like a little jig in the corner. Like I go out onto the ice and I start doing a little dance he's gonna HATE that. Step TWO, I started skating like really really fast around the ice to create kind of a whirlwind effect that keeps blowing the puck off of his stick and making him get blown around by the wind that's gonna piss him off. Step THREE, I just flexing my vast amounts of SHL dollars on him. I don't know who this guy is but he's probably poor and that's no good so you know I gotta throw some money around on him. I just go park in front of his goalie and start waving exactly 17 dabloons in the goalie's face, distracting him from the puck and allowing my teammate to score an easy goal. Step FOUR, profit.