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The beauty of the modern SHL is that players from all nations and peoples come together in the pursuit of frosty violence. So, assuming that Simo wants to pick a fight with somebody who doesn't speak English, Finnish or Swedish, the solution is obvious: outsource the instigation! The chances that he'll ever need to pick a fight against somebody who doesn't understand ANY language seems vanishingly slim, so the simplest way forward is just to go through a teammate and have them swiftly teach him the words for "I'm going to pound your face into hamburger meat you pansy". Or words to that effect. The exact details of the threat aren't important, just so long as the other player knows his future contains some tutelary dentistry at the hands of a Finn enraged by his team's failure to win more than a dozen games in a season. And by doing this, Simo feels it really brings the squad together - his teammates know that if a fight is needed, they can go to Simo for all their violent needs.