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Jaden gave in to the fan pressure and decided he needs to play a more aggressive, punishing game. He's set himself up as more of a finesse defenseman, but that is apparently not flash enough for the people who watch Calgary's games. It should go without saying that the most important thing in hockey is making sure the fans are happy and capitulating to their every whim.

So, attempting to rattle the star player in their next game, Jaden tries to lay some heavy hits ... only to bounce right off of the guy. As he tries to stop seeing stars, he wonders if he just ran into a brick wall. Seeing that this approach wasn't going to work, he starts chirping, only to find that the guy doesn't even understand what he's saying. Jaden would have to get creative.

During the first intermission, he goes to a local Kinko's and has signs made of the opponent's face on a giant poop emoji. As the clock winds down before the second period, he passes them out to fans in the front row to hold up throughout the game. There's no way he won't understand this!