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My player knows better than to take an instigation penalty? Recently I feel like that is not true with the amount of useless penalties I am taking this season. But lets just say for a minute that my player would actually be smart enough to not take this penalty and still trying to fight the person I would probably still try to start out with hits. The toughest player still gets annoyed over time taking too many hits. If they feel like they are somewhat targeted it could still end up being enough for them to drop the gloves. If that is not working JJFJJ is very well versed in at least getting the basics of insulting people down in many different languages. A quick google search in intermission if the hits are not enough should suffice to get them where I want them. If that is still not possible I think we will just have to take the instigation penalty and sacrifice ourselves for the greater good.

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