There is a universal way to make anyone angry and it's to sing Nickleback's Look at this photograph... or whatever the name of the song is. Nearly nobody likes this song but it gets stuck in your head anyway. At this point it's not even English either, it's in a language everyone understands. So yeah, just pop out a ridiculous picture of the opposing player you found on some trash paparazzi website and recite the special incantation and boom! You have a fight on your hands. This is actually how Elena got in a fight in her second season in the league and her opponent was so distracted that she easily won. Some may call it cruel, even "torture" but players in the SHL need to prove their worth in any way they can, even if it means to perform such vile acts. Other songs probably work as well but that's the one that performed the best when tested in a secret north korean lab.